Bloopers from Space Jam

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this funny idea of the Nerdlucks/Monstars having bloopers while making the movie Space Jam. They should have made some while filming and animating, and it would be cool for the DVD releases.


Any ideas?

I got one where the Nerdlucks made their intro in Looney Tune Land:

Pound: One small step for moi!

Bang: (jumps up with flag) One giant leap for Moron Mountain!
(He slams it on Pound's foot and Pound screams)

Pound: AAAAHHH! ****!

Director: Cut! Pound, no swearing; it's also a kid's movie. Get some ice for his foot, and Bang, not so hard next time.

Pound and Bang: Oh, okay.
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The scene where the Monstars enter the gym

Director: Okay, and action.

Nawt, Pound, Bang, and Bupkus make their entrance.

Bupkus: I'm here!

Blanko: (comes in) Me too. (smacks his face, and rears back, but covers his nose) That hurt!
Director: Cut! Blanko, you're supposed to cover your forehead. Why didn't you?

Blanko: (he reveals his nose and blood is dripping) That's why, Joe. I like, smacked my face and the impact like, made my nose bleed.

Director: Okay, next time hit your head, not your face. Someone get some ice and some tissues, please?

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I got another one, same scene but different part.

Pound: Okay, Bunny. Gather up your Tune pals. We're taking you for a ride!
Blanko: (laughing stupidly) Yeah, totally! Alright. So like, where are we goin'?

Pound looks at him with a bored expression, but bursts into laughing.

Director: Cut! Pound, weren't you supposed to hit him?
Pound: (laughing too hard) Yeah, but... (cont. laughing)
Blanko: Sorry about that, dudes. I didn't mean to make him laugh. (starts laughing)
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Monstar make their intro to Michael Jordan.

Pound: You've heard of the 'Dream Team', well...I forgot my line again.
(Everyone starts laughing, but the director had enough)

Director: Cut! Pound this is the 16th take doing this scene! Didn't you look at the script?

Pound: Yeah, but the one word got me there.
Director: (slaps himself on the forehead) And I thought Blanko was the 'stupid one'.

Blanko: Hey, I resent that!

Take 17:
Pound: You've heard of the 'Dream Team', well we're the 'Mean Team'! Wussy man!
Director: Cut! Finally, we've got it out of the way now let's continue.
Blanko: I thought we were gonna be here forever
Nawt: So did I...

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I got one: This is where the Monstars make their first appearance.

Director: And action!

They look down at the Tunes menacinglly and Blanko leaned to Porkey.

Blanko: Hey, little pig. (leans in Porkey's face, was about to say something, but let out a huge belch)
The Tunes and Monstars laughed, but the director wanted to know what's wrong.

Director: Cut! Blanko, what happended? Did you forget your lines?

Blanko: No, but I had a burrito before we started. Okay, could we like, try it again?
Director: Alright, but next time: No Eating Before Shooting.
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Scene after the Monstars got into the locker room. Bang gives Pound noogie and Bupkus stands beside them.
Their faces turn to shock as they see Swackhammer, but he's not there.

Director: Cut! Where's Swackhammer?
Bupkus: Hey, wait a minute! Wasn't he supposed to come in?

Blanko: Yeah, where is he?

They turned their attention to the sound of a toilet flush, and out comes Swackhammer with a lit cigar.

Swackhammer: Oh! Are we filming now? Sorry, I thought we're on break and I had to use the bathroom. Can we do this scene again, Joe?

Director: Fine, whatever it takes to get this scene done. (smacks himself on the forehead) I'm surrounded by morons.

Monstars and Swackhammer: Hey!

[beautifulmonster1318]

Lol! Nice job on these! xD

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Oh thanks, I'm glad you like 'em!
If you got any ideas or something on there, please add some and I'll laugh like no tomorrow.
xD

Here's another one: This takes place off-set.
The Monstars are taking a break, and Bupkus and Bang are together.

Bupkus: Hey, Bang, wanna have a little burp contest?
Bang: (shrugs) Why not?

Bupkus: (burps small)
Bang: (burps big)

Bupkus: (belches more)
Bang: (does a bigger burp)

Bupkus: (makes the loudest belch)
Bang: (holds his breath and is about to burp, but farts instead)

The others saw the whole thing, and start laughing
Bupkus: (moans) You had to rip one, didn't you? I'm outta here. (he walks away, while Bang and the others were laughing too hard)
Bang: Note to self, have a fart contest with Pound instead.

[musiclover1286]

That's hilarious! I also liked the scene where the nerdlucks turn into the monstars and Blanko goes up into Porkey's face and Belches.

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HAHAHA GLAD YOU LIKED IT!

Okay, here's another one: This is where the Monstars found Stan in the locker room.
Take 1:
Director: And action!
The locker door hinge flys off and the Monstars approach.
Bang: (points at Stan) Look!
Stan: No, please don't!
Bang: It's the fat guy!

Director: Cut! Bang, didn't you check the script?
Bang: Yeah, but I thought it would be funny if I said somethin' else.

Take 2:
Bang: It's Newman!
Everyone laughs, but the Director had enough.

Director: Cut! Baaaang!
Bang: Oh, c'mon! I thought it would be a good reference or tribute.

Director: One more strike, and you're out of this picture and I'll have to hire a new actor in your place!
Bang: (gets on his knees and begs) NO! Please, I'm a single dad and I have three kids!

Take 3:
Bang: It's the chubby boy!
Swackhammer: It smells like a spy!
Director: Cut! Okay, we're good!
Bang: Threaten me like that, Joe, and I'll call my laywer!

[musiclover1286]

I LOVE IT!!! I also love that you added that he was a single father and had three children.

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I thought of putting that in for laughs, kinda like that Spongebob episode where Spongebob empties his mind, and the little Spongebob in his brain goes, "You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a metaphore based on concept of thought."
and
"NO! Please, I have three kids!"

Anyways, there's gonna be some more coming, or you can put some ideas for a blooper.

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Here's when the Tunes are winning:

Take 1: Bupkus gets blown up by dynamite and grabs Wile. Then, he gets squirted with water.
Bupkus: (laughs and gets wet) Hey! Who's doin' that?
Elmer and Yosemite were in swim trunks and had water guns.

Director: Cut! What happened to the costumes? Did someone misplace them?
Bupkus: I dunno, but I needed to cool off.

Take 2: Scene where Pound loses his shorts
Sylvester casts fishing rod and pulls.
Pound: OW! That was my butt! The hook's stuck and I need to get it off!
Director: Cut! Will you people stop bruising each other? Please get the First Aid Kit for Pound's injury!

Take 3: Same scene, different part
Michael Jordan shoots the ball, Bang turns and sees what happens, trips over his feet and lands on the ground, hurting his knee.
Bang: (holds his knee and moans) Sssss...aaaahh! Sssss...aaaaahh! Sssss...aaaahh! Sssss...aaaahh!
Director: Cut! Bang, try not to land on your knee next time. Someone get some ice!
Bang: (groans) I gotta find a new job: One that DOESN'T involve any injuries!

[musiclover1286]

HAHAHA!

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Here's another one: There's some camera smacks into face moments.

Scene 1: Tweety was hurt from Bang.
Blanko: Yeah, are you...
He hit the camera and he rubs his forehead
Director: Blanko, not to close next time.
Blanko: You're telling me.

Scene 2: Nawt dribbles Michael Jordan.
Nawt: Watch the footwork! Can you believe it!
He tosses it, but it smacks the camera and it lands on the ground sideways.
Nawt: Oh crap! Did I break the camera? I'm sorry!
Director: (slaps himself on the forehead) I GIVE UP!

[beaniet85]

Wow! I these bloopers, there very funny, creative, and well-written. Awesome job here, keep up the great work.

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OK, here's some more:
This is off-set and the Monstars are on break

Pound: Do you think that we'll have a fan site of our own?
Bang: (shrugs shoulders) I dunno, but I hope we do, and I would love it if we did a sequel.

The others nodded in agreement and Bupkus added
Bupkus: Yeah, and I hope we'll get our own show on Cartoon Network, have holiday specials on DVD, ya know?
Blanko: Dude, you've read my friggin' mind!

Lola comes in.
Lola: Guys, time to get back on the set.
Monstars: Just a sec.
Pound: We just got these pretty neat ideas about after the movie's done, and we need some opinions here.

Lola: Sound pretty cool, boys. Need some dates for the premiere?
The Monstars' eyes bugged, their jaws hit the ground, and all shouted.
Monstars: HELL YEAH!

Blanko: I call dibs on Jennifer Lopez!
Bupkus: Hook me up with Halle Berry!
Bang: Shotgun for Julia Roberts!
Pound: I'll take Salma Hayek!
Nawt: And I'll take Sharon Stone!

(I put them up because these women were popular in the 90s.)

[musiclover1286]

HAHAHA!! I love it! It would be pretty cool for the monstars to have sequel and their own show on Cartoon Network. Sadly to say, Cartoon Network is not what it use to be.